| Birchville Cat Motel - Bird Sister Blasphemy CD (Limited Edition Compact Disc) Battlecruiser Records |
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"Oh dear Lord... NO! Just when the heavy meds were kicking in and I was beginning to think there might be some kinda universal point to all this working and eating and sleeping, Birchville Cat Motel re-adjusts the good/evil ratio back. Thanks. No really, thanks a lot. You'll no doubt be as delighted as I am to hear this is NOT the new Black Boned Angel album, in fact Mr Cat Motel himself told me this has "more to with W.A.S.P, 'Kill Em All' styled too-tight denim, and big white sneakers than the ceremonial pre-historicism of the current neo-doom movement". PRE-HISTORICISM?! What a dick. These prowling, growling eruptions of frantic thrash'o'delia will surely attract babes like a burning tyre scented aftershave. Is that a twin guitar solo in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"
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| Mirag - Black Temple Carved In Smoke CD (Limited Edition Compact Disc) Battlecruiser Records |
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"Urgh, my aching head! The 'apparently very mighty' Matthew Bower wrinkles up the spacetime continuum in car-sickness inducing fashion... cleaving a hole through my frontal lobe and transmogrifying my spindley legs to boneless black jelly. The asphyxiating riffs just keep coming and coming, turning all to darkness, daaaaarkness... no escape, NO ESCAAAAPE! AAAAargh... argh... urrrh. Right before I passed out I had a split-second vision of a neon-pink Blackie Lawless telling me his band was "back and stronger than ever!". I thought I had either died and gone to some kinda cat-piss stinky heaven or I was doomed to spend eternity in a gothic girls wardrobe. The most frightening thing this one-man behemoth has ever committed to tape. NO ESCAAA-AAA-AAAPE... "
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